“Crazy Pants, nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer Crazy Pants, nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer”
“Best Brownies Ever, by @sholemk. 1. Get high. 2. Google “best brownie recipe”. 3. Follow recipe.”
“Jon Snow kisses your neck, and softly whispers, ‘You. Stay. Silent always. In time. See how this love stays divine.’”
“Whoever said you never get a second chance to make a first impression hasn’t read one of my highly convincing morning-after e-mails”
“Sick in bed with a cold. Waaaaah. Cry cry ga ga goo goo change my diaper make me souuuuup”
“American food portions are SO huge. When y’all visit us in Canada, are you like starving to death?”
“What kind of haircut are you looking for?” “Winter is coming.”
“Remember when white people thought sushi was “gross”? 1985?”
“I’m out of coffee. Ask me about anything! I HATE IT”
“Hours logged at gym vs. Weight consumed in cheese”
